ZOO Weekly

CHEAT-PROOF YOUR MISSUS

15 July 2010
Sex Tips
0 stars
Comments:4









1 - Find a keeper
Your missus is far less likely to spread her kisses around if she’s genuinely down with you. So if there’s not relationship potential there, don’t force it — just have some fun and bounce, and make fidelity the problem of someone who actually gives a shit. 



2 - Keep things hot
Boredom is a killer, and it’s also a cheating bitch, so don’t let it into your love life. We’re not recommending over-the-top sexual madness straight off the bat, but you should realise that there’s actually no limit to how much you can explore of each other, and what you can do together. Enjoy this. 



3 - Spy on her
If you really can’t get your suspicions under control, the good people at www.brando.com sell SIM listening devices. You just call it, and the mic switches on, letting you listen in without her knowledge. Hey, you didn’t think we only gave good advice, did you?



4 - Stay in touch
If you’re away, thoughts of your girl cheating are both normal and painful. But that’s why we’ve got phones, webcams, skype and email — so use them. Even if you’re just going to work for the day. 



5 - Give her space
One of the reasons that women (and men) cheat is to have something of their own outside a smothering relationship. If you’ve got your own lives, space and activities (like sports), she’s not going to feel the need to escape so much. This goes for you too, so don’t be afraid to make your own space. 



6 - Talk to her
If you’re able to ask, “Are you cheating on me?” and get an honest answer, you’re less likely to get cheated on in the first place. If there’s not honest dialogue between you, we’d have to question what you’re doing there in the first place, not just wonder whether she’s cheating.



7 - Assert yourself (a little bit)
Don’t ever give her the impression you wouldn’t mind if you actually would mind, no matter how “above all that” you want to appear. Go for the strong, quiet confident brand of assertion, not the lock-her-in-a-basement kind.



8 - Don’t be a jerk
Specifically, don’t be a jealous jerk. If you expect her to slip and fall on someone’s knob (and on-and-off again) every time you leave the room, she’s going to cheat — you’re basically expecting it. Keep a lid on the paranoia. 



9 - Surprise her
We’re not talking about bugging her phone or having her followed. Women have this odd thing for spontaneous attention, and while it might suck to have to think of new ways to prove your devotion, it’s far better to do it yourself than outsource it to some other horny sucker.
HOLLY LYNN


10 - Let her flirt
It doesn’t matter where she gets her appetite as long as she eats at home, right? Flirting is a normal, harmless way to blow off steam, and if she feels able to express herself around other guys, there’s fewer reasons to run away. Again, this goes both ways, so instead of getting into a rage, smile at that hot blonde across the room and start a conversation. 



What are some other tips you would give for keeping your missus happy and interested?

Please login or register to post a comment.

  • AmZiii

    The icecream photo is my favourite!!!! :-p

  • madmanoo69

    IF SHE IS GOING TO CHEAT ON YOU ,YOU CANT DO CRAP ABOUT IT, AND DONT DO ANYTHING DUMB THAT PUTS YOU IN THE CRAPPER. BECAUASE THEN SHE WINS THAT 1 OVER U, PROVING THAT YOU ARE A LOOOOZER. SO JUST USE COMMON SENSE AND THE CHARM YOU HAVE. DONT CHANGE JUST TO GET HER BACK BECAUSE SHE WILL JUST DO IT AGAIN AS USUAL.

  • colsluxy1

    Spy on her and stay in touch, then give her space. I'm seeing two different ideas there... Why not just give her mind blowing sex that makes her come back for more? 



Also on Ninemsn