HINDUISM
Considering they gave us the Karma Sutra, it’s no surprise Hindus like a shag. In fact, until Muslim invaders and the British brought their pious morality to India, it was pretty much okay to have sex with whoever, whenever you wanted.
HOTTEST HINDU: Pooja Gupta
MORMONISM
There’s no teen sex here, folks. Mormons can’t even date before the age of 16, and then, in your late teens, they ship you out of town to knock on doors. When you get back, there’s no bonking before marriage or with a non-Mormon. Also, oral sex is a big no-no.
HOTTEST MORMON: Torah Bright
CATHOLOCISM
The Catholic Church reckons sex outside strictly heterosexual marriage is a major sin, because it’s "contrary to its purpose" — apparently to breed more repressed Catholic screw-ups. But the Bible does say, "And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good." And seeing as God made everything, that means he also made sex, so The Church believes that sex is good...
HOTTEST CATHOLIC: Joanna Krupa
SCIENTOLOGY
Scientology says sex is a part of a healthy, adult, married life, but members are still prompted to read a Scientology bulletin called Pain and Sex by the cult’s founder L. Ron Hubbard. It states sex is "unnatural for humans" and "a perversion", and that sex was "invented by psychiatrists millions of years ago to trap us".
HOTTEST SCIENTOLOGIST: Erika Christensen
ISLAM
There’s not really supposed to be any sex before marriage, but the Qur’an calls male celibacy "unhealthy". So, if you’re a bloke, it’s not a bad religion: multiple wives, lots of sex, and you don’t have to marry a Muslim woman. Better yet, the missus can’t say no to your sexual advances.
HOTTEST MUSLIM: Sabrina Houssami
PAGANISM
Ultimately, it all comes down to individual choice for pagans, including sexual preference. Choice of sexual partner — be it one or many — is also an individual choice, but the partnership should be based on mutual grounds, meaning consenting adults exercising free will. Basically, anything goes, so long as everyone’s happy doing it.
HOTTEST PAGAN: Fiona Horne
BUDDHISM
One of the biggest sins in Buddhism is attachment — as long as you don’t get attached to sex, or the person you’re having it with, it’s no big deal. However, Buddha taught that "One should not pursue sensual pleasure ("Kâma-Sukha"), which is low, vulgar, coarse, ignoble and unbeneficial." So no hardcore porn or gangbangs, but girls can love girls, and vice-versa.
HOTTEST BUDDHIST: Miranda Kerr
ORTHODOX JUDAISM
For Jews, sex means reproduction, but in order to preserve its sanctity, there are more boundaries and guidelines than Ben Cousins’ Richmond contract. Judaism also prohibits sex outside straight marriage and bans bonking the missus when she’s on her rags.
HOTTEST JEW: Bar Refaeli
