Ahoy!

As usual it's been left to ZOO to finish God's work. He creates women; we have to sort out the cream of the crop for your visual pleasure.

The big man upstairs makes a few mistakes during the creation process; ZOO has to employ these mistakes and give them jobs which prohibit interacting with anything shiny for fear of hours lost in productivity.

And finally, people are created equal and yet some don't have as much cash as others. sickening stuff, really. Luckily, ZOO is once again on the ball and distributing $100 bills like it's our job (which occasionally it is)

So here's the trade off. $100 to do a challenge of our choosing and everyone's happy, especially you guys who now get to contribute to the mag with your most cringe-worthy ideas.

So do you want to see someone lick a hobo's feet, eating a cockroach pizza..or their best friend's jocks? Whatever weird sh*t you dream up, we want to hear about it. So tell us below what you want to see done in the mag and we'll find some willing participants!