The one question on everyone’s mind would be ‘what is Heidi doing with a glass dildo in her hand?’



The second would be, ‘got any bigger?’ Heidi Montag underwent 10 surgeries to look like a fricking life sized Barbie doll. Apart from her basketball sized breasts, she also had a nose job, her lips done, ear’s pinned back and a chin reconstruction.

Nothing on her face is even flesh anymore. If she was near a naked flame she’d start melting.

Anyway, here are her boobs and her other boob (Spencer Pratt) boarding a private jet to Las Vegas. Possibly to get a job as a mid-level Vegas whore. Good luck.

-MP




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