G’day, Tasha! Is this the first time you’ve posed in between two gutters?
Well, I have once or twice before.

Really? We thought we were the only ones who have had our photo taken in the gutter...
Ha ha, what? I was joking. You take photos of yourself in the gutter?

Er... no. How many sets of bowling shoes have you ever stolen?
None!

Well, then, how are you supposed to practise your moonwalk if you don’t have the right shoes?
Stealing is very bad and, plus, my dance moves are all natural! 

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If you’re bowling with a bloke and his fingers are too big for the holes, are you impressed or freaked out?
Ha ha! I’d definitely be impressed!

What are our chances of impressing you with some bowling-themed cheekiness?
Like what?

We’d like to offer you an exclusive free buffing of your own bowling alley…
Hmm… That probably wouldn’t work, sorry.

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Okay, well, how strong are you?
I’m stronger than I look!

Well, could you help us with these blue balls, then?
Ha ha! That’s actually pretty funny and may just work.

So you’re saying anyone who drops that line at a bowling alley is in with a chance?
Er, no. It’s definitely dependent upon who says it.

Are two games, free shoe hires, a hot dog, fries and a coke the ultimate dealmaker for you?
Ha ha, I don’t see how a date could possibly go downhill from there.

Because you get free shoes, right?
Yeah! I get to feel pretty in shoes that haven’t been cleaned in years, eat a questionable meat product and get fries with my coke? It doesn’t get much better!

Did Woody Harrelson become infinitely more attractive after he was in Kingpin?
It’s a big call, but I would say he became 100 per cent more attractive. And that’s even before you count the novelty factor of a fake hand. 

CLICK HERE TO SEE TASHA'S FULL BOWLING SHOOT

CLICK HERE TO SEE TASHA'S FULL BOWLING SHOOT

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