Meet your new sexperts: Bonnie, Ardina and Monica. Apart from being obvious spoof ammo, they have credible and sweet sex advice to help you and your missus achieve the best sex ever. Let us help you get intimate with these honeys by telling you a bit about them.

Monica: is 24 with 12 DD boobs and is bisexual. Oh, and did we mention she's single? Yes, no shit.

Ardina: is 25 has 10 DD baps, like men and lost her virginity in highschool.

Bonnie: is 24, single and 10 DD jugs.

Well, now that you have been introduced to these sexpots, get intimately acquainted with them every week in ZOO magazine!