ZOO Weekly

CRAPPY CAPTIONS: ZEBRA CROSSING

07 April 2010
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Last weeks' image was of one strange looking bear with the abillity to keep any lady bear very happy, if you know what we mean. And by that we mean he knows how to care, listen, and treat her with respect.


And the short listed captions are...

Posted 31 Mar 2010 by SoyThePanda
oh my god, Miranda Kerrrrrrrrrr!

Posted 29 Mar 2010 by josho88
Hey ladies I can show you a good time, but only if you can bear it!

Posted 29 Mar 2010 by BootsyG
In comparison to my brothers, unfortunately i lucked out down there...so a bear has to compensate somehow!!

Posted 29 Mar 2010 by bigzoofan
When your mums bakin a cake, whatever you do, dont try licking the beaters until shes finished!


Good luck to our short listed caption participants, be sure to keep an eye on the Inbox page in the magazine to find out if you're our lucky winner.

This week's image is of a Zebra loose in New York city, thankfully he's down with the road rules and is using the crossing made especiallyf or him. I mean, where else would a zebra choose to cross?
Anyway, get cracking on your caption and the winner will appear in the mag and score themselves a sweet ZOO pack full of goodies.


To win the prizes and be featured in the magazine, simply type your captions in the comments section below. 

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  • daccie

    My mate told me to come here to see the flick "Stripes"........

    aawwwww man, he got me again!!

  • sds1965

    Marty? Is that you???

  • curious130

    'is this the set for Madagascar 3'

  • PoppyPete

    I'm a big Johnny Cash Fan and "I Walk the Line" and as Michael Jackson said, "Don't Matter if Your Black or White"

  • PoppyPete

    You're so flat you don't even need an A-Bra let alone a Z-Bra!!



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