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ARNIE THE ‘SPERMINATOR’

18 May 2011
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“Consider that a divorce” – Arnie may have blurted this in an early scene of Total Recall but now he’ll be hearing it from his soon-to-be ex-wife Maria Shriver.





It’s been revealed that Arnold Schwarzenegger, AKA the Sperminator, had been poking his pecker in another woman and now they’re with child. Well, it’s not exactly “now” as it’s been reported that Arnie’s lover gave birth to their child more than a decade ago. Oh, and the woman in question? The family’s cleaner.

Maria’s 25-year marriage to Arnie looks like it’s crumbling – much like his career – and she has left their family home earlier this year when she first heard of the news and now they have officially separated. "This is a painful and heartbreaking time," she said. "As a mother, my concern is for the children. I ask for compassion, respect and privacy as my children and I try to rebuild our lives and heal. I will have no further comment."


Naturally, being offsprings of spotlight-hungry celebrities, Arnie and Maria’s children have tweeted their sadness to the world.

Son Patrick Schwarzenegger, 17, tweeted: "I love my family till death do us apart," He also quoted lyrics to a song by hip-hop group Fort Minor that read "some days you want to quit and just be normal for a bit".

His sister, Katherine Schwarzenegger, 21, also tweeted: "This is definitely not easy but I appreciate your love and support as i begin to heal and move forward in life. I will always love my family!"

And what does the former Californian Governor say?

"I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused.
"I am truly sorry."

Guess Arnie’s “Hasta la vista, baby” doesn’t really suit the new addition to his family…


Over to you: do you think he has more than one love child? Will his career be back or gone for good after this?

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