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WORLD'S WEIRDEST FESTIVALS

Sep 02

Weird-News

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Leaping over infants, chasing naked men and eating bulls' tesitcles... these are the strangest events the globe has to offer....Full Story

STUDY REVEALS IPHONE OWNER HAVE MORE BED BUDDIES

A US dating site has shown that iPhone users have the most sexual partners than those people that own a BlackBerry. Full Story
ZOO MAN CRASHES A PORNO SET

Our roving reporter goes behind the scenes on a porno movie shoot to find out what it's really like. Full Story
K-RUDD, METER MAIDS RECRUITING!

Now that Rudd’s without a job, QLD’s Meter Maids could be his next gig Full Story
WORLD'S WEIRDEST SEX TOYS

Who wouldn't want a $1,800 gold-platted vibrator or a dildo shapped like Barack Obama? Full Story

Jokes

CRAPPY CAPTIONS: MONKEY BOXING

May 13

Jokes

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Frankly, it would be ridiculous NOT to watch two guy in monkey suits throw wild haymakers at each other....Full Story

CRAPPY CAPTIONS: FOOTY HEAD

The World Cup is nearly here, so it's time to get obsessed. Full Story
CRAPPY CAPTIONS: NAILS

If it's good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for you. Full Story
CRAPPY CAPTIONS: DRIVING DOGS

Sure, why not, dogs can drive, right? Full Story
CRAPPY CAPTIONS: GAGA

All we here is radio Gaga! Full Story

Funniest pics & Videos

OLD SPICE'S AWESOME AD

Aug 25

Funniest pics & Videos

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The Old Spice man wins an Emmy!...Full Story

STARTING WITH HEAD IS THE TRICK

Aussie Richard Daniel starts with head when he deals with prawns. Full Story
THE WORLD IS DOUBLE RAINBOW CRAZY

Lebron James, KFC, autotune, they're all having a crack at their own double rainbows. Full Story
FOR $100, WOULD YOU... EAT DOG FOOD?

He was hungry, needed cash and confessed to always being curious about dog food. Perfect. Full Story
URBAN BEACH WEEK

UBW may also stand for: Ugly Bikini Week. Full Story

Freaks

IN THE ZOO WITH... THE CHASER

Aug 20

Freaks

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As their new show Yes We Canberra lampoons the upcoming election, Julian and Chas discuss Tony Abbott’s package......Full Story

IS MEL THE WORLD'S BIGGEST IDIOT?

Mirror Mirror on the wall, is Mel the craziest of them all? We’ve found 25 others who might be even more deranged… Full Story
ZOO READER HAS WORLD'S BIGGEST TONGUE

LICKSPITTLE! Perth bloke claims Guinness record. Full Story
HOW TO ESCAPE A MENTAL HOSPITAL

Avoid living a loony life with these must-see tips! Full Story
REAL-LIFE SUPER HEROES

Holy nerds, Batman! Hot on the heels of the hilarious new Nic Cage comedy Kick-Ass, ZOO uncovers the world’s top ten genuine caped vigilantes Full Story

Stand up of the day

IN THE ZOO WITH... ADAM SANDLER

Aug 03

Stand up of the day

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The obnoxious Yank comic discusses writing porno scripts, texting faux pas, his brutal regimen of arse exercises and having his nipples licked by an octogenarian. ...Full Story

IN THE ZOO WITH... WIL ANDERSON

The Gruen Transfer host quips about midget dungeons, murdering Mandela, shopping-mall zombies and being beaten at his own game by Brian McFadden. Full Story
IN THE ZOO WITH... BILL BAILEY

The balding, beardy comic talks to ZOO about hobbits, crashing Eurovision, mind-reading canines and being the unsung member of Metallica... Full Story
IN THE ZOO WITH... JIM JEFFERIES

On the eve of his homecoming tour, Oz's most successful stand-up expor talks midgets, alcoholism, opera-singing and penis cancer... Full Story
IN THE ZOO WITH... HAMISH AND ANDY

The drive-time due discuss ZOO's first Pulitzer, becoming evil megalomaniacal guniuses and their aspirations in the hardcore porn industry... Full Story

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