Apparently, three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm. BJ’s are one of the best things a man can get (ask Tiger, former Gillette endorser) but when there is a severe drought of them, there are probably guys who would if they could…if you catch our drift.

Anyway, one walrus has figured out that he doesn’t need a woman to do the job for him, he can do it himself.

Observers got a surprise show while watching walruses frolic in the water. One decided he needed some intimate action and went down town! He did the job and then proceeded to float around like nothing happened.

Nice try to act casual about it mate, but now the whole world can see what you just did.

Classic.


-MP

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