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AUSTRALIAN OPEN DESTROYED!

08 January 2009
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Wowsers and bonehead officials are trying to sabotage womens tennis at the Melbourne event by banning skimpy outfits like these...

Instead of being congratulated, spunky tennis babes are being threatened with fines of up to $2000 if they play in sexy outfits at this year's Australian Open.


Ana Ivanovich will have to pay 2 grand to wear this at the Australian Open


Taught tennis tottie, Alize Cornet wore a short skirt and revealing, see-through top during a doubles match at the Hopman Cup last week which lead Margaret Court, Australia's greatest female player, to become Australia's greatest wowser.
"I just don't think the tennis court is the place to be everything clingy and showing everything. Women don't need to expose themselves so much. You're good at something, you do it well, you can look so nice without needing to reveal everything.If they think everybody's looking at their body and they've got see-through and no bra (outfits), it would have to affect your game," whined the three-time Wimbledon champion.






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  • akenniwell
    people choose to wear what they feel comfortable in. im sure the people who make these laws are just mindless, bored old twats who will forfiet their paychecks each year if they dont make controversy.  its fuckin hot out there on court, but they wouldnt know as most probably sweat walking to the car. its the stupid minority fucking it for the majority, and it has to end. lets just have a national shoot a whinger day. pay $100 each, and go. open range, whinger skirmish. but with real bullets. and then you can take them, weigh them on scales, and hope that you have enough. the most kilos, wins the prize. just like fishing, but with conservitive troopers who feel they have the right to run our thoughts. fuck that people, rebel. dont go to womens tennis matches. sit at home and pull in private over the skimpy outfits and make these people unemployed. its only then that they will have the chance to understand life from a realistic point of view, and understand that this isnt a major concern with the world the way it is. and im sure the RULING PARTY who make these rules, would have to be tax payer funded. and we live in the lucky, free to be, speak your mind, australian spirit of people are people, and we are all welcome. i guess, as long as you play by the rules, you are. be yourself, and guess what, pay up. what a croc of shit. and if you read this all the way to here, im thankful. this shit really pisses me off. FUCK THE MINORITY. THE MAJORITY MATTERS ALSO. 

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