AUSTRALIAN OPEN DESTROYED!
08 January 2009
Sport
5 stars

Wowsers and bonehead officials are trying to sabotage womens tennis at the Melbourne event by banning skimpy outfits like these...
Instead of being congratulated, spunky tennis babes are being threatened with fines of up to $2000 if they play in sexy outfits at this year's Australian Open.
Ana Ivanovich will have to pay 2 grand to wear this at the Australian Open

Taught tennis tottie, Alize Cornet wore a short skirt and revealing, see-through top during a doubles match at the Hopman Cup last week which lead Margaret Court, Australia's greatest female player, to become Australia's greatest wowser.
"I just don't think the tennis court is the place to be everything clingy and showing everything. Women don't need to expose themselves so much. You're good at something, you do it well, you can look so nice without needing to reveal everything.If they think everybody's looking at their body and they've got see-through and no bra (outfits), it would have to affect your game," whined the three-time Wimbledon champion.