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Wii - GASM

15 April 2010
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With all the Wii Fit injuries taking place in the UK, the Wii Fit could be one of the most dangerous consoles out there. However, when Nintendo were working on a console to enrich their gamers’ lives, they probably didn’t count on it supplying orgasms.

One woman from Manchester, England, has claimed that using her Wii Fit has turned her into a sex addict. Amanda Flowers, 24 says that she needs at least 10 sex sessions a day to keep her sane.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body” she explained. “Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”

She visited an expert doctor who told her that she suffered a damaged nerve that has given her "persistent sexual arousal syndrome."

So acute is her syndrome that she said that minor vibrations from food processors and mobile phones make her extremely ‘horny’.

To combat her sexual urges, Amanda controls her passion by “breathing deeply.”
“Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."

If Ninteno Wii Fit should have problems shifting their consoles this year, then this might be a great marketing tool for it. Perhaps they might start making extra attachments to their controllers. Whoever said sex sells, well, they were right.


 

- MP

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