Tiger Woods and Jesse James give blokes a bad name but at the same time we can’t help but be envious of these guys’ successes. And by success we mean mistresses. Look, don’t get us wrong – we don’t endorse extramarital affairs but we find it a bigger mystery than Gaga’s gender at how: 1) these fellas (who look decent in the shade) scored scorchers for wives; and 2) how they managed to attract multiple mistresses – who are quite hot.

Let’s begin with Jesse James – TV personality and manufacturer of custom-made Motorcycles. Jesse James was media fodder recently due to a string of ladies that claimed each to be his bed-buddy whilst married to Sandra Bullock (yes, a complete douche, we know). Whilst buxom Bullock was filming The Blind Side, her motorcycle maniac of a hubby was riding tattoo model Michelle "Bombshell" McGee for 11 months. But like a Danoz direct Ad, there’s more. Since McGee’s raunchy revelation (which included confessing to shagging for weeks on end) there have been three more ladies that have whetted Jesse’s penchant for mistresses. These include Californian stripper Melissa Smith, L.A-based photographer and fetish model Brigitte Daguerre and an anonymous woman who, according to her attorney, is "a beautiful model and businesswoman" who was pursued by Jesse.

But, Jesse’s list of four proclaimed extramarital partners is petty in relation to Wood’s 10 birdies he smashed last year. But, us blokes aren’t concerned (too) much with quantity, we prefer quality which is why we want to know who had the better mistresses and wives in the James vs Woods shaggers gallery.  Vote for your fave now!

JESSE JAMES


VS


TIGER WOODS