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HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED

23 September 2009
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Two women have started up a business to help people get even with their friends, lovers and colleagues by offering a revenge-for-hire service.

Alibis & Paybacks was the brainchild of Adrienne Ferguson, 38 and Michelle Duke, a 40 year old mother of four.

"People trust us. We're like confidantes," said Michelle. "Adrienne and I are both good at telling people how to deal with situations they're in."

The business has been running for over a year and so far has served up revenge 20 times. You can pay $35 to $250, depending how much revenge you'd like to serve. The business and its employees then plaster scathing fliers all over a victim's neighbourhood and public humiliation awaits the scumbag/bitch/traitor.


An operation as ruthless as this has run into problems, especially when the wrong people may be targeted however Alibis & Paybacks assure that they try to avoid false accusations.

"We never know that for sure, let's be honest. But we try to ask a lot of questions. I'd never want to accuse somebody who is being falsely accused," explained Michelle

So it’s probably best that you don’t piss your girlfriend/wife off, because soon enough their might be a flyer with your face on it.

Here is a hilarious skit of serving up revenge to give you an idea of the possibilities.



Would you use a revenge-for-hire service, or dish it out yourself?

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