So, Roberta, what’s the most outrageous thing Carl ever asked you to do in bed?
Once he said, “I’ll give you $50,000 if you give me a headjob.” I said no.

Why?
I just think it’s disgusting and I wouldn’t do that. Each to their own.

So, are you saying, in the whole time you were with Carl, you never...?
Never, ever.

And how long were you together?
Seven years.

He never had a headjob from you? In seven years? So that Underbelly scene in the car was rubbish, then?
Never from me. He had lots of skanky girls to do it but never from me.

Is that why he cheated?
Probably, yes. I wouldn’t do things the other girls would do. I’m not a dirty girl who’d have sex wherever.

So you had sex countless times but no head?
No. It’s just not appropriate behaviour for a mother.

If you weren’t a mother, would you have gone down on Carl?
No, ’cos even before I had kids, I didn’t.

You don’t like it?
Doesn’t turn me on.


Do you hold a grudge over the affairs?
Umm, no. At the time, I was hurt about it, though. It used to send me insane.

How often did you see Carl?
I used to see him a lot but we speak all the time. At the jail, I won’t let the female prison-officer search me.

Were you and Carl really drug-snorting root rats?
Not me. Carl probably wished I was like that when we were together.

Never had a girl-on-girl experience?
No, I haven’t.

But surely Carl must’ve said, “Let’s get another girl to spice things up?”
No, he knows I’m not that sort of girl.

Was Carl jealous of Benji Veniamin?
There were maybe a few things he said every now and then. There was a bit of jealousy there.

What things did he say?
He asked, “Did you f**k Benji?” I said we were close but never slept together. I’m not a real sexual person who gets into all that.

So did you tell Carl you were shooting for ZOO?
Yes I did, and he was shocked at first.

Why?
’Cos I’m a nerdy person and he said, “Are you gonna be okay wearing bathers or lingerie?” He didn’t really think I’d do it.

So what are your turn-ons?
I like somebody to kiss my ears. I love that.

Wow, so does Chopper. Lastly, where’s the naughtiest place you’ve ever had sex, Roberta?
I’m boring. I’ll say my bed.