After rocking out in front of tens of thousands of rabid metal and punk punters at Sydney’s Soundwave festival, the bands were treated to a traditional Aussie barbecue by Shock Records. Sadly, the guest list was all hirsute, heavily tattooed metal blokes, resulting in a sausage-fest of epic proportions.







Luckily, ZOO Man saved the day by rocking up with two bikini-clad ZOO babes, who soon had the head-bangers’ bangers sizzling...