MOVIE REVIEW: KILLERS
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Tom Selleck

Single ladies, take note: if you’re an unsuspecting spinster and you hang out on RSVP.com too long, it’s only a matter of time before you’re swept off your feet by a duplicitous secret agent-type and press ganged into state-sanctioned murder, cloak ’n’ dagger, light romance and slapstick routines. Come to think of it, this silly spy romp (starring Grey’s Anatomy’s voluptuous blonde, Heigl, and everybody’s favourite goofball hunk, Kutcher) could almost be the companion piece to Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz’s latest big-budget blow-out, Knight and Day.

The diff? This one is kinda cool, whereas the latter sucked giant Scientological balls. Heigl’s on holiday, meets the smarmy Kutcher and they tie the knot. However, no sooner has he hefted her across the threshold and said with a shit-eating grin, “You’ve just been punk’d!” than hubbie is exposed as a government hitman and the evil assassins nextdoor want to terminate them both. (Good to know we’re not the only ones whose neighbours want to kill us.)

Sadly, Demi Moore never enters the fray as a vengeful ex, but we’re awarding extra points anyway for the resplendent return of Tom Selleck’s ’stache. (Ssshh… but we think he dyes it now...)

Rating: 2.5/5

Have you seen this movie yet, what did you think of it?

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